i watched an m18 movie today:D
let me tell you about the movie 300.
it, is, M18.
and i watched it at home.
alone.
till my parents got home.
and they watched it with me.
i rate the movie 4 stars.
reason being.
it is much too sick.
a friggin sex scene in the beginning of the movie.
I SKIPPED THE SCENE ALRIGHT.
I FRIGGIN SAW TITS AND I SKIPPED IT IMMEDIATELY.
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHO WOULD WATCH IT OPEN MOUTHED.
then,
it is much too grotesque.
heads chopped off.
with all the BLOOD.
and swords going into eyeballs.
and whatnot.
but it was damn sad la, the end.
the king DIED.
all thanks to the hunchbacked-crippled-fugly traitor.
whos so ugly.
and the persian king’s even worse.
piercings like some tribal freak.
oh wait, he is one.
ahhhhhh):
anyway.
i received this letter from the J team,
the jack neo crew thing.
superrrrrrr funnay.
no idea how they got my name.
but its damn hilarious.
my scanned in letter from them.
byebye.
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stephanie is a nerd, yo
hohohohoho.
yes.
i have become a nerd overnight.
i feel really guai:D
i did a draft for the first paragraph of my discursive essay shat thang tmrw.
so kewlz.
yea.
then right,
its damn cool.
cause today we had a mass spot check,
then i was like oh shit.
cuz apparently my nails were long,
and i had too many holes.
AND ALTHEA, BEST.
her pinafore was her altered one.
So mrs chong came by,
and she “thoroughly checked” althea.
C: Show me your nails
A: (Shows)
C: (Looks at her uniform)
C: (Looks at her nails)
C: Okay very good! Sit down.
(Moves on to Stephanie)
C: Show me your nails
S: (Shows)
S: I need to cut I need to cut. But i kept right, because I need one hand for harp.
(Which of course, was not true)
C: Your hair ah, a bit long, a bit thick.
C: (Starts touching my hair)
S: (Worries a bit, damn it my studs)
C: Okay go cut your nails
S: (PHEW)
HAHA VERY FUNNY.
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the glass in the trees
I don’t want to come back here, to this place.
It’s a cold that only comes from blaming yourself for two decades wasted.
And I don’t want to come back here, to this place.
When it all just repeats in my head again, and I cannot stop it.
And the glass in the trees, and all you left here,
Reflects everything that I missed.
And the pavement is still warm from the tires.
I can still feel the fright that the night brings.
Every song that you’d sing.
And I won’t ever come back here to this place.
All I ever do is picture you smiling, and then picture you leaving.
And the glass in the trees, and all you left here,
Reflects everything that I missed.
Slow down.
I’ll try and make it up to you.
They’ve cut down the trees to try to forget you.
But I took a vow to never forget you.
If you’re still here, then we’re waiting.
We’ll wait for you to come back home to the broken little foes.
Until the guilt grows and grows.
When the time that’s wasted comes back to haunt me.
And I’ll deserve every bit. because I’m not spiritual yet.
I’m just reading the lines they gave me from the pulpit.
And it’s not fading off, we remember the years.
As we sift through the laughter to find all the tears.
And I’m not worthy of grievance, I did nothing to prevent this.
And standing at your grave, I could have caused this.
Okay,
I’ve decided that I actually like Dead Poetic a lot.
And Norma Jean as well.
Oh well,
Byebye slipKnoT.
Byebye people=shit (my last resort actually)
I mean, i hardly listen to them already,
so byebye all your disgusting satanic songs.
yay.
Hello, nice new christian metal(:
Modern Morbid Prophecies sound nice.
yay(:
Its time to do the draft of the discursive essay shit thang.
yay.
yay me.
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an oath under my left thigh
I will not blog vulgarly. I will not blog vulgarly. I will not blog vulgarly. I will not blog vulgarly. I will not blog vulgarly. I will not blog vulgarly. I will not blog vulgarly. I will not blog vulgarly. I will not blog vulgarly. I will not blog vulgarly.
Okay.
I have to stop.
Vulgarities have like become a part of me already,
and its b-a-d.
I have to stop.
The latest series of stuff have resulted in me swearing at almost every sentence.
Steph stop,
Steph study.
STEPH YOU CAN DO IT OKAY.
studystudystudy.
To be honest I have not started studying.
AT ALL.
Okay, I must start tmrw, when Sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy wammmmmmmmmmmy comes over, yo.
yay.
<3
we rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,
and yes,
my dear twin.
Don’t bother about all those bad people.
the badbad people.
they’re just jealous of the stuff you have,
be it true friends or some materialistic stuff.
ILY<3
And i’ll forget about evvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrryyyyyyyyyyttttttttthhhhhiiiiiiiinnnnng.
and i had half a mind to _____,
and half a mind not to _____.
Answer,
do nothing.
Let time speak for itself.
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hulloz
hi everyone.
its 3 hours t sammy wamz birthday.
sho kewlz.
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa.
i’m trying t change the genre of music i listen to.
cuz metal will make your brains rot.
so its classical music for now.
okayz.
go steph you can do it one!
sho kewlz.
ah!
the day after tomorrow.
is a movie right,
sounds sho kewlz.
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW
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hi wurldz
i am very angry now.
because.
number one: i cannot take out my third stud
number two: something.
number three: math test tmr.
DAMN IT LA.
my mum thinks sam’s a guy.
HAHAHA
anywayz.
tmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sammmmmmmmmm!
yay i know you veh excited seh.
AND WHATS A BAOTOUKIA. SOMEONE TELL ME.
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hello there.
helloz.
today mrs cumar caught me for my studs.
C: Why do you have so many holes in your ears?
S: Huh?
C: Take them out right now.
S: oh okay!
*takes out first pair.
C: No not those. Take out the one on top.
S: I cannot.
C: Why
S: Just pierced
C: Then all the more!
*Pretends to try take it out.
heh.
i think i’m kinda stupid.
shallowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMY WAMZ.
2 DAYS!
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hi.
i realised this is my 102th post, i didn’t realise, whoot.
yohoe yohoe.
so fun.
peeeeeeekturez.
sho kewlz.
everyone cut bangs and join the bang club:D
i was kidding.
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekturez. again.
hoho, everytime i see esther’s unglams i want t laugh.
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suck my hairy balls
hello,
i just found that term rather, um, strangely intriguing.
yes.
so anyway.
today esther got her 2nd piercing
and she SCREAMED.
very funny.
really.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
anywayz,
today was fine i guess.
considering the fact that people think i’m a chao ah lian.
because of my HAIR.
GRR.
for the love of George Bush,
I DO NOT LOOK LIKE AN AHLIAN.
I AM NOT AN AHLIAN.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
ahh wells nevermind.
if i were an ahlian,
i would type in alternative caps, with x’s and doubles i’s and whatnot.
so stupid.
grr.
i think i’m getting more obsessive over myself,
considering the fact that i cam whore with sara jane’s camera every single day.
its fun actually,
i kind of like being a camwhore.
so yea.
i sound like a bitch here i’m sorry.
okay byebye.
i need to pee.
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i love toh.
tohtohtoh,
we will survive,
we will pull through.
we shall,
we must.
we can do it.
you can do it.
i don’t know why i’m complaining,
when what you’re going through is 10000 times worse.
i guess its normal then.
we can do it.
i’ll burn down her house,
you’ll help me burn down the other her’s.
very good.
we can do it.
we will pull through(:
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